Monday, July 6, 2009

Living life King(s) size with Charm(s)

  Wondering what this crazy guy is up to. Ok I dont want to run the risk of people running away from this page. Kings and Charms are cigarette brands in India. I guess that explains that this post is about smoking. I just played with the words to make it sound that way.

   You  know its very creepy to see people whom you must have eaten cookies with as a child, puffin smoke with rings. Feeling, that the world has grown around me so drastically didn't sink in. I asked my dad " why are you smoking? which age did you start?" He answered " I started smoking when i was 20 and don't take me as an example, i am what you should not be".  Then there is my mom who says "promise me these two things, you should not drink or smoke". All these factors and my displeasure towards it is that's why I am Teetotaler. Ok I will stop this self-boasting and get to the point.

 

#1. When you ask a smoker "why do you smoke?". The first answer is that "I feel relaxed". Holy shit! you feel relaxed getting your lungs taxed with tar. take a look at this pic. Relax at your own risk

#2. They also say that they do it to score with the opposite sex, using style. They wouldn't like you to look like you to look like this guy in the pic

 

#3. Another thing is that  they say " hey, I am now in college man i have to smoke". Is cigarette smoking your qualification? will it be added after your name like Mr Somebody BCS (Bachelor Cigarette Smoking) ? Grow up guys you need not prove you are grown up by smoking. I know you are better than that

This is how you will end up being. If you continue smoking like Obama then your loved ones will cry "O abba amma" for sure.


I know these fancy visuals wont stop smokers from smoking. There is no harm in trying. The images you will see on cigarette packets in statutory warning are far more disturbing than these. It is a sad truth that most of the people smoke. The irony is that people who don't smoke also get affected due to passive smoking. If you don't care about yourself, at least care about other innocent people out there.

Let me tell you one thing living life king(s) size with charm(s) or whatever brand, will only make King Yama dharma Raja ( Hindu deity who snatches souls after death) size you up with charm, So all Maanidargal (humans) give up smoking and go to Smoking Joe's near you. (not very often junk food can also do you in)  'smoking ozhigaya namaha'.

So if you are thinking of smoking think twice because it has a habit of hitting you in the back side. If you are a chain smoker please stop smoking you will feel a lot better i promise. Dont stop smoking totally. It might complicate your problems. Reduce the number of cigarettes day by day. Remember you should do it very slowly. One day you walk free and say you dont smoke anymore and you quit smoking. Sounds very nice doesn’t it? Hope you people do the same.

Let me know what you think about this post. Leave your comments

( Disclaimer: this is not an anti- Obama post so save your foul stuff for some other post of mine Obama fans Big Grin)

30 blesses 'n' curses:

Ajay Shyam said...

great take venky! liked ur 'word pun' !! :)

tats a serious issue u've taken 'n u've put it across in ur own typical 'venkatananda' style that makes us rather cheerful!!

P.S: yippee, i felt elated when u pronounced with pride that none of us smoke/drink,, esp. after all thoz questions people have thrown at me!!

Ajay Shyam said...

great take venky! liked ur 'word pun' !! :)

tats a serious issue u've taken 'n u've put it across in ur own typical 'venkatananda' style that makes us rather cheerful!!

P.S: yippee, i felt elated when u pronounced with pride that none of us smoke/drink,, esp. after all thoz questions people have thrown at me!!

Ajay Shyam said...

well,, u could have done away with de pictures on de side,, esp. de obama one!! people takin a look at it first time would be lead to believe this is some anti-obama forum!! (these pics.(disgustful!!)
are somethin a chain smoker should go thru, not us/ atleast not 'me'!!)

look folks for the umpteenth time, I DONT SMOKE!!

Ajay Shyam said...

well,, u could have done away with de pictures on de side,, esp. de obama one!! people takin a look at it first time would be lead to believe this is some anti-obama forum!! (these pics.(disgustful!!)
are somethin a chain smoker should go thru, not us/ atleast not 'me'!!)

look folks for the umpteenth time, I DONT SMOKE!!

vEnKy said...

Ajay i will post a disclaimer this is not anti- obama forum, we dont cry o abba amma here

vEnKy said...

Ajay i will post a disclaimer this is not anti- obama forum, we dont cry o abba amma here

Elithraniel Arawion said...

i know whatu mean... :P i can't smoke even if i want to :P so yea.. that rules that out

Elithraniel Arawion said...

i know whatu mean... :P i can't smoke even if i want to :P so yea.. that rules that out

AJai said...

Nice post. But don't just stop with cigarettes. You have drugs and booze and all those things. People take to these things as an addiction only when there is some real deep psychological scar/disorder. I think we should focus on that aspect of addiction. Shaming people who have no shame won't help. Just my thoughts. Would like to hear what you have to say about it.

AJai said...

Nice post. But don't just stop with cigarettes. You have drugs and booze and all those things. People take to these things as an addiction only when there is some real deep psychological scar/disorder. I think we should focus on that aspect of addiction. Shaming people who have no shame won't help. Just my thoughts. Would like to hear what you have to say about it.

Meow said...

thought provoking at the same time witty post da :)

Seriously I loved it :)
Will forward this link to frens who smoke :P

Meow said...

thought provoking at the same time witty post da :)

Seriously I loved it :)
Will forward this link to frens who smoke :P

vEnKy said...

@sowmi
thanks for comment

@Ajai
Really using drugs , cigarettes, alchohol for grief is the most bogus reason. They do it because they like it, not because they have grief. It's just a means of escapism from the truth in front of them. They hardlook of themselves in the mirror and ask to they have it in them.

vEnKy said...

@sowmi
thanks for comment

@Ajai
Really using drugs , cigarettes, alchohol for grief is the most bogus reason. They do it because they like it, not because they have grief. It's just a means of escapism from the truth in front of them. They hardlook of themselves in the mirror and ask to they have it in them.

Shankar said...

smoking is very bad..to the one who smokes and the ones around smokers... I hate when I see persons smoking...

Shankar said...

smoking is very bad..to the one who smokes and the ones around smokers... I hate when I see persons smoking...

vEnKy said...

@ shankar

i dont like smokers but i can tolerate them, that may be because i lived with one all my life.

vEnKy said...

@ shankar

i dont like smokers but i can tolerate them, that may be because i lived with one all my life.

V Rakesh said...

Neat! You should be damn proud indeed that you don't light up!

V Rakesh said...

Neat! You should be damn proud indeed that you don't light up!

ravi said...

tooo good venky..... atleast by lookin at your blog people shud try and quit smoking..... being a coll guy doesnt mean u need to smoke .... your parents pay for ur studies not for their worries.... these bloody smokers smoke directly on the faces of others standin next to them.... i hate it.......... keep it comin venky...bring some more of swami venkatananda from within u.......

ravi said...

tooo good venky..... atleast by lookin at your blog people shud try and quit smoking..... being a coll guy doesnt mean u need to smoke .... your parents pay for ur studies not for their worries.... these bloody smokers smoke directly on the faces of others standin next to them.... i hate it.......... keep it comin venky...bring some more of swami venkatananda from within u.......

vEnKy said...

@ ravi

thanks Vaangikko Shankar "if the thief doesn't change his mind we cant stop theft"

vEnKy said...

@ ravi

thanks Vaangikko Shankar "if the thief doesn't change his mind we cant stop theft"

Vignesh Sundaram said...

nice post, informative one.
ya as u say the harm signs in the cigar boxes are waste the smoker knows he wil die, then wats the big use.

it just a formality and nothing else. if atleast one stops smoking seeing this thn it means he will have a safe life

really nice post..keep it up

Vignesh Sundaram said...

nice post, informative one.
ya as u say the harm signs in the cigar boxes are waste the smoker knows he wil die, then wats the big use.

it just a formality and nothing else. if atleast one stops smoking seeing this thn it means he will have a safe life

really nice post..keep it up

vEnKy said...

thanks for ur comment i echo ur views as far as statutory warnings are concerned

vEnKy said...

thanks for ur comment i echo ur views as far as statutory warnings are concerned

K!NG OF T!ME said...

You have come out with a good one issuing the public by not smoking. I really like this one which you touched my heart. WAY TO GO DUDE!!!!!!!!!!

K!NG OF T!ME said...

You have come out with a good one issuing the public by not smoking. I really like this one which you touched my heart. WAY TO GO DUDE!!!!!!!!!!

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