Pwndaworse meet and Why i am a comedy piece
The day arrived and so did Vignesh at Ashok pillar only to face my ire. I texted him to get to the Ashok Pillar and this bugger replied “You mean Pillaiyar? No pillaiyar around” Seriously hopeless , it took him some gazing around to actually grasp what i meant. Voila! we met but we had to go to Vadapalani to meet up with keerthi and then got Kalima.
Now it was my time to play the fool that I always was. We were standing apposite to a Shiva Temple in Vadapalani. Apparently I was of the opinion that any temple as big as that must be Vadapalani Murugan Temple, after all Murugan is Shiva's son no? Just as expected she ended up at the other temple. After all the chaos and confusion we met.
We were then off to Kalima Hotel. We sat and placed the order “2 plate paani pooris and 1 vada pav(me)” I was thinking “Pani Poori! even here . Tasteless fellows!”. My Vada pav arrived a bit later than the pani pooris for obvious reasons. These two didnt even eat the the whole of the pani pooris and they went on to order two vada pavs! This Keerthi is quite different you see. Let us now spin a cycle or whatever thing that satisfies the requirement of a circle and get to the flashback . A year ago if you had took her to a ThalappaKatti Joint or Velu Military hotel she would kattify a full kattu i mean food filled till neck! But now she’s a vegan. Holy cow! she doesnt consume even dairy items. Now thats the cue. The vada pav was so full of butter and she refused to eat it. I had to eat that vada pav, anything that is not meat is vegetarian for me! I wonder what would she be asking for; like a friend of mine who goes by the nickname Kong “I want vegetable rice without vegetables” Likewise “I want Panneer Butter Masala without Panneer and Butter ” But she settled for onion Bajjis.
I know I am very Saarp and a superman who wears pants over my undies , but still I am busy you see, I cant save people all the time! See this I say! I have proof! They want me to save them!
Thank God! I didnt order saMoocha Channa. I think they got frustrated with Keerthi not eating their Vada Pav and edited “Veg Bonda” to “VEG PO DA” I know one guy who would be Plahaha-ing after seeing this “Chelli Bajji” our very own bhajji! Harbhajan Singh Plaha
Like Kalima wasn’t enough, after plotting the budget we went to Marry Brown for some beverages. They were telecasting Guyana Vs Lions match there and what would you expect from me but for outrage and ranting on seeing the Guyanese play. Two ice teas, 1 milk shake, some ringtone exchanging and some banter later, we left Marry Brown. That was after the Watchman gave a look that meant “Please leave before i do it for you ”
From there walked the bus stop and with that continued some more banter till the bus arrived. Keerthi left at vadapalani and we both took a bus from vadapalani. What would you expect two nerd wearing a white string across their body to talk about while travelling? G-string? Nay! Just String Theory and some psychology .
What happened was I once again I proved that i was a pucca comedy piece. I didnt even realise that i had travelled almost 3 kms past the stop which i had to get down, despite the conductor warning me. Another flashback while we were waiting at the Bus stop , Vignesh “I once got down three stops before my college and had to walk from there ” Me “Haha such a loser!”. What an ass i was! what a pwnage! I ended up doing a “Ross Geller” type comedy.
Then I walked back home tired. My mom asked “You told that you’d be by 6.30”
Me: Yeah! There was no bus and we were talking for a long time.
Mom: With Whom?
Me: Me and my blog friends! Vignesh and Keerthi
Mom: You have friendship with girls and you didnt tell me!
Me: What the…. You never asked!
With a feeling of disbelief she said “Ennamo po! I dont know what you people talk!” I got damn irritated. God has given us, human beings one power “The power to ignore” I stormed to my already planned “motta motta madi meet” with my friends. I vented all my frustration with them. End of the day two things are sure. I had blast, meeting Vignesh and Keerthi; I am 100% sure that I am a comedy piece and comedy cop, some people live in Stone age and there is no place like “Motta Motta Maadi” Period!
P.S If you haven't read my First post @ Pwndaworse “(no) Parking In Front Of The Gate Syndrome” Do read it here http://bit.ly/9Ap70h