Return – Blog-a-ton-14
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One can comprehend a number of meanings from the word RETURN. Let us see how different people comprehend RETURN differently
Amit: Abeyaar! We should file a case on Microsoft yaar
Mani: why Machaan?
Amit: They say press the return key yaar iss me return key nahi hai yaar
Mani: Yes Machaan! There is only Enter key da! Cheaters!
Entrepreneur: I want to increase my “Returns On Investment”, decrease the “sales returns” so that my profit will increase. I dont care about the purchases returns though.
Auditor: You better file your “Income Tax Returns” or else i have to file a penalty for you!
Amit Johnson: Mate! I cant return to India.
Manische: Yup! crappy roads, crappy politician and crappy everything
BigBadAussie: “Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi!” Look who has returned to our neighborhood, 2 wannabes .
Blogger1: Hey! Great blog and great post. Can you visit mine in return and give your thoughts
Blogger2: Thank you much. Yeah for sure.
Blogger 2: Great post, nice post and good one.
Blogger1: So nice of you thanks for the visit
IamABC: @BeingBBC #nowfollowing you
BeingBBC: Following back in return :-) RT @IamABC: @BeingBBC #nowfollowing you
Wife: Here, have some “Mysore pa” that i made.
Husband: Wow thank you so much!
Wife: hey ! what are doing?
Husband: The nail had loosened a bit and i was searching for hammer and your Mysore pa came to the rescue. I wish I could return to those days when my mom used to cook!
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Deemed University Return:
Owner: One seat = RS 50 x 10000
Student: Here I have Rs 1000 x 500
Owner: Application rejected! I want only Rs 50 x 10000 nothing less!
Student: Clearly he doesnt no calculation.
Student kammbinati return:
Former Student1: Machan In college we teased life da
Former Student2: Today we are being teased by it
Former Student1: I want to return back to college so badly
Former Student3: Why wont it? You were more interested in the Tea shop gyan!
Spot Fix Return:
Fixer: I will give you 5000 pounds return the favor
Player: Dont worry we have “no balls”
Many Mor Happy Return:
Farmer to Cow: Many Mor, curd, ghee, butter, milk returns of the day
Cow: Maa Maa (what would expect a cow to say?)
(Note: Mor in Tamil means Buttermilk hence the wish)
There may be many Laws of Returns but this the “Most Important Return”:
Go! Enough of wasting your time on this crap. RETURN to your work
Before that I urge all the readers who survived till now, to give your valuable brickbats or to click your desired option below the post if you are too lazy to comment.