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‘Paul’um Pazhamum. What the Octofcuk is this?

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The world can be divided into people who know Paul the psychic Octopus and people who dont, after the Football World Cup ended. Paul recently even got a honorary Spanish citizenship. I caught with Paul and asked a few questions which are in tune with the very existence of this world.


Question no:1

What’s more important to the existence of the world rather than my Chartered Accountancy course? So I asked Paul whether I would get through CA or end up stealing double CA’s i.e CACA’s (crow)  ammavasai (no moon day) offering.

He answered “Only the cold days” How inappropriate was that?

Question no:2
I got worked up when Paul answered it like an ass, that is my birth right! I even thought of becoming a non-vegetarian! I asked  if we would chop his tentacles and make a soup of it, will it be called Octokaal soup? (kaal in Tamil means foot)



Once again the answer was “Only the cold days”. Okay this is getting really annoying but he does have a point. We have soup usually when the weathe…

Yet another Tag due to lag or lack of thinking

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Avada Kedavra tagged me and here are the 10 to 1 answers from my side. I promised myself to act like an ass throughout this tag. BEWARE!Ten how’s:1. How did you get one of your scars?A: I was playing with a toy car which sparks fire at the back. An ordinary kid would play with and leave it, not me. I broke the car took the part which emits the spark and started playing with it. It fell near the wheel motor near the well. Me pretending to be Superman and not tall enough to switch the motor off, tried to stop it with my iron hands. Zoom a spin i couldn't stop it. This is how my finger look now2. How did you celebrate your last birthday?A: I have stopped celebrating them3. How are you feeling at this moment?A: Annoyed4. How did your night go last night?A: Sleepless, searching for random blogger profiles5. How did you do in high school?A: Promise! I didnt do anyone at school 6. How did you get the shirt you’re wearing?A: I did tapas and got this T-shirt. 7. How often do you see your b…

Comedy cops

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Comedy cops Entrance music:You must have seen Comedy Cops doing comedy here, if you haven't see it. One fine day when we were sitting on the top of the Motta Motta Maadi we had an enlightenment.We thought if XYZ can make noise in the name of music, so can we. And this is the result of that. Our First assignment is to compose the Entrance music for Comedy cops, a short film which has shelved due to the request director Shankar so that he can release Rajini starrer “Eindhiran”
Comedy Cop- 1 -  Venky aka Comedy piece
Comedy Cop-2  -  Ashwath Athreya aka comedy time
Stone Drums    -   Ravi Shankar aka Vaangikko Shankar
Say trr trr        -   Hari Haran aka Mokkai Putter
Recording        -   Venkat Unbeaten aka Machi -the unparallel jai Comedy Cops- Entra...Disclaimer: We are not responsible for your temporary or permanent deafness

Wish – Blog-a-ton- 12

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This post has been published by me as a part of the Blog-a-Ton 12; the twelfth edition of the online marathon of Bloggers; where we decide and we write. To be part of the next edition, visit and start following Blog-a-Ton. A wish can be interpreted in two ways or may be even more. One way is wishing for stuff both tangible and intangible. If I start writing about these wishes, it wouldn’t end for eternity. So I am not going into all of this. The other one is wishing others. This may be a “Good morning” tweet or a “Good Night” tweet which gets endlessly tweeted and retweeted or wishing someone else at college or at work place.But “wishing” has taken a new level with “Politicians” and “Film stars” Let us take an example of a politician.This wish is for Mr S. Ramadoss the above wish is loosely translated into English as“O bright light of the Thamizh race (also rays ) Please come! Please come!”After the highness himself, it’s the rising son Mr Anbumani Ramadoss. Oops was I politically i…

An argument on and off sidelines

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Offside Rule has been creating a lot of ripples perhaps waves in the game of football for a long time. This Worldcup is no exception. During one such game at the world cup a goal was disallowed and ruled offside. The commentators started screaming “ Oh its Offside or is it!” and these 2 guys, Batmanaban and Baalu were confused.Batmanaban aka Bat : Machi (dude) what is this offside rule da?(yaar) Baalu aka Ball : Its nothing da if the player is running on the offside it is called offside da.Bat: So you cant score from an offside position it seems. What about onside?Ball: Who said? We can score. But you need have a very good technique to score, just like cricket. Only technical players are allowed!Bat: Oh! ok da but what about onside?Ball: If you are onside everyone is allowed to score. Football is totally like cricket. Sloggers always score in the onside! So everyone is allowed to score from onside.Bat: How da? Can you enumerate da?Ball: In cricket there is a fine leg and in football t…